1. Ernest R. Johnson, 323-384-9602, email: Rocky41077@yahoo.com.  Offense: no show, I called several times he didn't pick up, after being threatened of black list, he came up with stupid excuses that he got busey. Bottom line is he could have called and he didn't. And that's unacceptable. 

2. Daniel Aaron, 310-409-8616, email: gobears@vzw.blackberry.net descriptions: white, dark, 6' 4", 40 year old. Offense: Came and then decided to leave cause he "wasn't feeling it." WTF?? We weren't dating or anything, fugly (yup, if he's hot I can perhaps empathize with this lame BS, but he is ugly as sin!). You just had to lie down there and I gave you a massage. Sheesh...what an idiot. 

3. Erik McMorrow, 310-383-4795, erik@liliputinc.com or ermcmorrow@gmail.com Offense: this one is classic, no-show, no-call, no response to my emails, only after being threatened of blacklist he came up with the most ridiculous excuse that someone had stolen his blackberry from the locker gym and that so that person was using his black berry to send all his info to me for an appointment out of umm...malice? Yeah right, very convincing. I guess the phone just conveniently turned up at nite then too right? What a moron.